Moms Creepin me out!!!

OK world let us have a chat shall we...So I get in from work this morning ( I work graveyards) and I'm doing my thing, ya know! Saying hi to my sisters eating "brinner" (dinner for breakfast) minding my own business. My mom needs to use my car so she can get her hair done, so me being the good, loving son I am allow her to do so. I get a call from my boy Titus so I rush to my room, cuz my house is kinda loud. Not even ten seconds later my mom comes literally running to my bedroom door, all out of breath, sweatin n stuff,( and here is where it gets weird.) She says "Hey, do you have a girlfriend?" to which I reply "No." At this point I'm already like what the hell is going on...this never happens. She wasn't done. The next question "Do you have a potential girlfriend?" This is the part in the conversation where I give her the "Woman are you crazy eyes" and then I answer "No." Not to be silenced, she asks her final question "Are you sleeping with anybody?" It was here she got the "open mouthed huh look" from me but I regrouped myself and answered truthfully " NO." This time I didn't stop there, I asked her why she was putting me through the ghetto inquisition and she said she just wanted to know...OK, TIME OUT! You don't come running into my room first thing in the morning asking me about "Love and other drugs." Something is amiss. She then proclaimed it was a mothers right to know so she can know how to pray for her son blah blah blah...Somebodies been feeding her with some misguided (however pleasant it may sound) information. So, to whoever is out there feeding ma dukes these lies and visions please stop!!! Your effin up my world!!! lol